What happened to being 2 ?

Ok I know all about the teribble two's it's just that I thought that my angel was well not going there!

As I look back now at the title of my first post perhaps this has been happening longer than I thought.

I was wrong today in the space of one minute he emptied out Daddy's special medical hand cream (which is simply another story, needless to say Mr S is/has sensitive skin and working in this mining town has got him all sore and nasty) arhhh! Well he emptied it all over James. The Thomas the Tank engine kind.
And to add to that he had a full nappy, why won't he tell me?

Ok. Well you might not think much of that, read this, he quietly took his sister aside and tried to persuade her into raiding the 'Chocolate Stash' without telling mumma. What tha!

Then when sister G (9) comes in to dob he proceeds to scream and went in for the bite, not to be stopped by his wild mumma screaming 'STOP' her slows down for a kick in the shins all aimed at his loving big sister G.
How can a child go from angel to monster in one day?
Wasn't it yesterday that I brought him home snuggled to my chest?

What did I feed him today it can't be me... I must have given him some weird food numbers or something like that, was it the biscuits or the popper juice?
I give in he can't be mine can he? 'Yes' I say as I smile about us, 'he is all mine' I love him so much.